The Dunning Kruger Trap

The Coach, Jarold Sean, and Sarah Smith went to West Virginia in the year 2008 to look for The first iPhones to check if anything got changed in them. Back in the year 2005 a Man named Joseph Coran was looking at his iPhone when he felt something enter his head thinking’ whahhhhhhaha?!?!?!’ as the Telcathonian sluncked into his brain feeding into his insecurities and bravado. Joseph Coran under the influence of The Telcathonian went to Tim Cooke the creator of the iPhone telling him,” This phone is so revolutionary can I make a few enhancement suggestions?” Tim Cooke replied,"Okay, I'm listening.” The Telcathonian spoke through Joseph Coran made some wacky suggestions and then moved it's host body to switch to Tim Cooke as The host body. The Telcathonians then one by one got inside what the iPhone would eventually become. Back in 2008 as everyone got the first iPhone. It's been a week since The Telcathonian’s take over of the minds of America. After some prodding The Coach took out his Sonic Pointer and began scanning the airwaves for any anomaly. Jarold Sean looked through the headlines of the local West Virginia newspaper to see if there was anything that seemed out of place, while Sarah Smith looked through national headlines and found something interesting about an encounter Tim Cooke had in 2005 with a man called Joseph Coran. As they began delving into their tasks The Coach noticed that people were all acting strange that they were moving in unison. Jarold Sean found out that a few days ago one person after another began acting unusually. Sarah Smith continued reading The National seeing that this Joseph Coran looked a little unkempt and he was a little twitchy saying,” Okay I think I have found the anomaly” As she finished reading. The Coach had finished his scanning as he noticed that the people around him all looked at him in unison, The Coach, unnerved by this said,” hello anomaly! So what is going on with you humans then?” Everyone spoke in unison replying with one unanimous,” we are taking over these humans, once we have everyone on this planet we can start our new home world.” The Coach asked,” Why Earth? Actually how did you get to Earth? And who are you?” The people replied,” we are The Telcathonian's of the planet once known as Telcathonia “ The Coach had a revelation and asked,” so you all are the kidran crew aren't you?” The Telcathonian's replied with a question,” You know of us? Are you then not from Earth as well?” The Coach replied,” I'm from Gallifrey and I might say you all are quite the legend.” The Telcathonian's asked,” are you a time lord? If so, which one?” The Coach responded,” I'm The Coach, by chance do you guys even know that you're not on the right planet?” Jarold Sean and Sarah Smith had just gotten back to The Coach saying,” we found the anomaly, WOW what's up now?” The Coach responded,” yeah I've found it too.” the Telcathonian's gave them all a look.  Afterwards while running as the Telcathonian's were chasing them Jarold Sean and Sarah Smith filled The Coach in on everything they have discovered. The Coach, after taking it all in, summoned his TARDIS (stuck in the disguise of a Morehead State University moveable locker as the exterior) with his mind. As they entered it The Coach looked back to see the people chasing them transform into literal techno people and then he closed the door. Jarold Sean asked,” where to now? Back to 2005? And then what?” Sarah Smith asked,” could something have knocked the last pod off course leading to it's changed trajectory towards Earth?” The Coach replied,” first let's see what knocked the last pod out of it's original trajectory, then we go back to 2005 and see if I can reason with them and take them back to the planet in which their original trajectory was going.” then The Coach piloted his TARDIS (stuck in the disguise of a Morehead State University moveable locker as the exterior) to a nearby space on an asteroid to observe the last pod. Watching from the monitor in the control room The Coach saw that a swirling column hit the last pod from the telcathonian settler's fleet thus knocking it off course and in the trajectory towards Earth saying,” oh of course. I know what to do.” Jarold Sean asked him,” do you think that column was a TARDIS?” The Coach replied,” not just anyone's TARDIS. That was The Victer’s TARDIS but that wouldn't make much sense cause The Victer is off doing something in a different galaxy.” 

After that The Coach took his TARDIS to the year 2005 where The Coach, Jarold Sean and Sarah Smith began strategic planning. The Coach said,” I'll go find this Joseph Coran while he's under the influence of the Telcathonian's, Jarold, you keep Tim Cooke busy. And Sarah go back to our TARDIS and set the coordinates for the new homeworld of the Telcathonian's. Good luck, I love you both.” Jarold Sean went to Tim Cooke’s office and seeing the plans he took out his sonic mechanical pencil and used it to switch up his schedule saying,” and that's done” Then left off to find his Dad The Coach. Sarah Smith scanning for the Telcathonian's New Homeworld and once she did Jarold her adopted brother had gotten back. 

The Coach looking for Joseph Coran had found him after he was rejected from The apple building The Coach said,” Yeah I might have had something to do with that. Listen here telcathonian, I have an offer for you.” The Telcathonian's look at The Coach and ask,” and what is that time lord? We've worked out that we're on the wrong planet. So unless your offering a free ride to the correct planet.” The Coach interjected,"That's exactly what I am offering. So what do you say?”.The Telcathonian's replied,” You're offer is acceptable. Take us to our new home.” 

After that The Coach and fam took back to the time vortex.